4.- Joe is not the bride

3 months ago I noticed that Nick Jonas was going to be married yesterday but P and I made up a plan but you have to read the whole story to know it.

Our plan was based in chase the bride wherever she went to know all the details of the wedding. One day we saw where was she going to buy the wedding dress, other day we saw the restaurant and the church where they were getting married.

The wedding's day we kidnapped the bride while she was dressing up for the celebration.

While P was binding her to a chair I put on her wedding dress and went to the church.

Our plan were perfecty, until Nick had to kiss me and realized I wasn't like the woman he thought he was marrying. But after the dinner we went to the hotel room and everything were perfect.

And as P told me while she was dancing with Joe in our wedding she flirted with him by telling him our plan and he couldn't resist to her intelligence.

Hugs and kisses, E

P.S: Most of the story has been improvised while we were writting it.

P.P.S: You should be happy cause is the demurest story and people under 18 are allowed to read it.

3.- P's Inn

When the Jonas Brothers (included Frankie) landed in a spanish airport I went to pick them up with my convertible car to take them to my inn; my car was just for 4 people so Frankie had to go in the rear seats above Nick and Joe.


When we arrived I had to make them pay the price for being in my inn for two nights and the only price was deflower them. Of course I wasn't going to deflower Frankie neither Kevin.


When I was going to deflower Nick E appear with a chainsaw so I let her deflower Nick and I went with Joe.


When we finished they fell in love with us so we went on tour with them in their private jet.

XO XO, P

PS: We are back, sorry :(

PPS: We've been on vacation so we have a lot of new stories and they are even more weird and sluts than the ones we have posted.