I started to work on a hamburger place that brought food to Californian people. One day my boss gave me an adress where I had to carry some cheese and bacon hamburgers. While I was arriving to the house I realized where I actually was going; Jonas' place.
I took the sleeping drafts that I always have in my purse to cut them up and spread the powder inside their hamburgers.
When I arrived to Jonas' house I knocked at the door to give them their sleeping hamburgers. I couldn't talk I just smiled and put a stone between the door and the wall so the door wouldn't close.
Then I returned the motorcicle to my boss and called E to pick me up to go to the fence of Jonas' house to check out if they were already slept, and they were. We went into the house, we couldn't take them upstairs to their rooms so we had to improvise and we brought downstairs their mattress. Once we done it we tied their hands with ropes, put them into the sleeping bags that we always have in our car, in case of emergency, and we tied the sleeping bags to the mattress so they couldn't escape, but anyway they wouldn't wanna escape.
While we were waiting for them to wake up, we investigated all their house and took some of their stuff for our own collection.
When they woke up we noticed because they were writing a new song that said, (read with lovebug's melody) "Now I'm tied up, over the mattress and just laid down, I'd never thought that I'd get trap by this two crazy girls."
After that we went to see if they needed something, like action, passion, heat, dementia, moving etc... You know what I mean.
When they saw us, the screamed like girls and Joe whispered "Oh no, those are the same girls that extract a teeth from Kevin's mouth." and Nick said "Yes, and last month they were chasing me during 6 hours with a napkin to recollect my sweat" and Joe remembered "and the same girls who persecuted me for 5 days to acquire my navel lint and the worst thing is that they obtained everything they wanted for their collection."
We went closer to start negociating our deal, we showed them, in a phisical way, how we wanted to finish the kidnapping.
In that moment the phone rang, but we didn't answered it and Kevin Jonas left this message: "Hey guys! I'm running late, I'll be there in 20 minutes"
At this point E and me decided to go to the kitchen and talked about our situation, our options were or let Kevin in and talk with the three Jonas Brothers or don't let Kevin in and... well... you know... go to hell. Obviously, we chose the second option.
We went to the living room I went near Joe and E went near Nick, we started to touch them all over their bodies and once we thought they were convinced we propose them to call Kevin and continue, what we had started, in their rooms. With a smile in their face they challenged us to let them free and take the risk that they might escape. We proposed them to just release one of them so he could call Kevin but not escape with his brother, we liberated Nick.
Nick called Kevin and told him not to come because they had some hot stuff to do.
After that Nick looked at Joe with a smile and said: "Dude, I'm taking... (singing) the highway to hell..." and went holding hands with E upstairs.
Joe and I stayed on the living room and I felt guilty so I untied him and in that moment I expected him to run away but instead of that, he came to me in a sexy way and we practiced some movements over the mattress and gave it its rightful use.
Hell can be heaven, XO XO, P
P.S.: At first it was going to be a pizza girl story but it would be plagiarism.
P.P.S.: We'd want to thank AC/DC for inspirating us in the end of the story.
P.P.P.S.: Maybe one day we'll do the uncensored version of this story (incredible but, yes, this was the light one.)
