4.- Joe is not the bride

3 months ago I noticed that Nick Jonas was going to be married yesterday but P and I made up a plan but you have to read the whole story to know it.

Our plan was based in chase the bride wherever she went to know all the details of the wedding. One day we saw where was she going to buy the wedding dress, other day we saw the restaurant and the church where they were getting married.

The wedding's day we kidnapped the bride while she was dressing up for the celebration.

While P was binding her to a chair I put on her wedding dress and went to the church.

Our plan were perfecty, until Nick had to kiss me and realized I wasn't like the woman he thought he was marrying. But after the dinner we went to the hotel room and everything were perfect.

And as P told me while she was dancing with Joe in our wedding she flirted with him by telling him our plan and he couldn't resist to her intelligence.

Hugs and kisses, E

P.S: Most of the story has been improvised while we were writting it.

P.P.S: You should be happy cause is the demurest story and people under 18 are allowed to read it.

3.- P's Inn

When the Jonas Brothers (included Frankie) landed in a spanish airport I went to pick them up with my convertible car to take them to my inn; my car was just for 4 people so Frankie had to go in the rear seats above Nick and Joe.


When we arrived I had to make them pay the price for being in my inn for two nights and the only price was deflower them. Of course I wasn't going to deflower Frankie neither Kevin.


When I was going to deflower Nick E appear with a chainsaw so I let her deflower Nick and I went with Joe.


When we finished they fell in love with us so we went on tour with them in their private jet.

XO XO, P

PS: We are back, sorry :(

PPS: We've been on vacation so we have a lot of new stories and they are even more weird and sluts than the ones we have posted.

2.-Tour Eiffel

After land in LA,P and me decided to camp in front of Jonas' house instead of paying for a hotel room; we waited there 72 hours...until they appeared through the door. We moved really fast cuz we had to hide the tent from them and look like tourists so...
"Escuse moi" I said
They understood what we told 'em and said "yes, can we help you?"
First P asked them "Est-ce que vous parlez française?" they stared at us really weird so I had to asked them "and...English??"
So that's when they came to life again because they were surprised about how beautiful we were... and they answered "yes, yes, can we help you?"
P asked 'em "Tour Eiffel, please??"
They looked to each other for 3 minutes at least and Kevin said "mmmm.... we have a problem... you are in California..."
We tried to stay serious to look like two dumb tourists and we said at the same time "ajam, ajam, that's really a problem"
Nick said something so intelligent, as he is, that changed our lifes "Do you want us to take you somewhere??"
We couldn't wait a second to answer that question "We'd loved to go..." we stared at each other "with you to your beds" :)
While Kevin was calling the madhouse, Joe inmobilized P and Nick inmobilized me.
I noticed something moving down there so I had to ask Nick "Nick, is someone calling you??"
Nick looked at me really serious and said "no, no one is calling..."
At the same time I heard P asking Joe "What I'm feeling is what I think I'm feeling???"
Joe didn't say anything, he just smiled and agreed...
That's when Joe and Nick told Kevin to stop the call and took us inside their house.

The rest of the story is classificated for people over 18.

Love E :):)

P.S: this is the result of not having slept in 24h

1.- Run Over

We were living in L.A. and we're walking to the Jonas' house when we saw their car coming to us and that's when E threw me to the road so the Jonas' car (that was ridden by Joe) run over myself.
When I woke up I was in the hospital and in the room Nick and E were flirting while Kevin and Danielle were talking (they hadn't confessed the fake to the press yet) and Joe was staring at me near my bed waiting for me to open my eyes.
Joe said to me "You have waken up, finally!! I'm so sorry I was driving so fast and I didn't see you on the road" in that moment we both looked at E
I replied him "Don't worry everything's OK, maybe you could invite me to a coffee"
He looked at me with a scared face and told me "I'm sorry I have to work" and he ran away.
E and Nick asked "What happened?" and Nick chased Joe
I just could say before he ran "Long story..."

A week later we met 'em in the Starbucks so they had to invite us to a coffee because we had a gun :)

Since that day, we've been with them so now we are their wifes.

Love from P.

P.S: Keep followin' us for more stories.

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Hello bloggers!

We are two girls with two crazy minds that are always thinking about Jonas Brothers.

Our job in this website is to post all our crazy and unbelievable stories that are gonna make laugh so much.

We are doing this at 5:17 AM because we don't have anything better to do....

P&E